Livin' out in the woods alone
Ain't never been to a barber shop
I got a coat like a woolly mammoth
But I'm more like a monkey and a man
I got big feet
I mean
I got real big feet
Some people call me Bigfoot
Some people call me Sasquatch
But if I get my hands on you
You better call me Daddy
I said
"If I get my hands on you
You better call me Daddy"
Ain't got no money
Ain't got no job
The only thing that I ever had
Is just a club
Now
What is a club
And how do you join it
It ain't what you think
It's just a big stick
But if I get my hands on you
You better call me Daddy
I said
"If I get my hands on you
You better call me Daddy"