Wah uh
Wah uh uh
Yea
Brexit vexin', textin' queen, mind be stressin'
Political chess, mass confusion, ain't no blessin'
Nigel's bile, runnin' wild, crocs in denial
Britannia cracked, split down the aisle, feral style
Brussels muscles, flexin', fiscal wrestlin'
Pounds risin', crashin', economess, guessin'
Union jack hijack, pound stacks slack
Boris smilin', profiles tack—what a hack
EU eww eww eww, what a bizarre rendezvous
Trade routes tangled, tariffs strangled,
Red tape gangbang, nothin' new
London fog, shrouded in doubt and smog
Deals be cloggin', old treaties slog
Island vibes, stranded tribe, where's the pride?
Jokes aside, where's the guide?
Imports distorts, retorts court reports
Border lines, bickered fines, skyline naught
Channel dreams, reams of schemes, ain't what it seems
Parliament's screams, crushed people's dreams
Global stance disband, plans like quicksand
Fisherfolk croaked, broke, what's the brand?
Curry sauce, mourn their loss, nation exhaust
British bosses, hidden costs, public embossed
Wah uh uh
Brexit vexin', textin' queen, mind be stressin'
Political chess, mass confusion, ain't no blessin'
Nigel's bile, runnin' wild, crocs in denial
Britannia cracked, split down the aisle, feral style
Brussels muscles, flexin', fiscal wrestlin'
Pounds risin', crashin', economess, guessin'
Union jack hijack, pound stacks slack
Boris smilin', profiles tack—what a hack
EU eww eww eww, what a bizarre rendezvous
Trade routes tangled, tariffs strangled,
Red tape gangbang, nothin' new
London fog, shrouded in doubt and smog
Deals be cloggin', old treaties slog
Island vibes, stranded tribe, where's the pride?
London fog, shrouded in doubt and smog
Deals be cloggin', old treaties slog
Island vibes, stranded tribe, where's the pride?
Jokes aside, where's the guide?
Imports distorts, retorts court reports
Border lines, bickered fines, skyline naught
Channel dreams, reams of schemes, ain't what it seems
Parliament's screams, crushed people's dreams
Global stance disband, plans like quicksand
Fisherfolk croaked, broke, what's the brand?
Curry sauce, mourn their loss, nation exhaust
British bosses, hidden costs, public embossed
Wah uh uh
Uh uh
Wah uh uh
Wah uh uh
Wah uh uh
Uh uh
Wah uh uh
Wah uh uh
Wah uh
Brexit vexin', textin' queen, mind be stressin'
Political chess, mass confusion, ain't no blessin'
Nigel's bile, runnin' wild, crocs in denial
Britannia cracked, split down the aisle, feral style