Forgot Again

Lyrics

Keys in hand, but where's my phone?
Patting pockets, I'm not alone
Retrace my steps, check every room
This forgetfulness is my doom

I forgot it again, oh man
My memory's like quicksand
Forgot again, what a pain
My brain's gone down the drain

Meeting at two, or was it three?
Birthday gift? For whom? For me?
Grocery list left on the fridge
My mind's a half-completed bridge

I forgot it again, oh man
My memory's like quicksand
Forgot again, what a pain
My brain's gone down the drain

Post-it notes cover every wall
Reminders buzz, I ignore them all
Set alarms for every task
Still forget - don't even ask!

What was I saying? Lost my train
Of thought again, it's such a strain
Names and faces slip away
Nice to meet you - third time today

I forgot it again, oh man
My memory's like quicksand
Forgot again, what a pain
My brain's gone down the drain

Wait, what song is this again?
Oh right, "Forgot"... something, my friend
Ironic now, I've lost the plot
At least I haven't forgot I forgot!